Brought to you courtesy of the random shit that goes on in my head while driving home from work (seriously, nothing goes on in there while driving TO work): my own personal room 101 list. I know it’s supposed to be three but it was hard enough getting it down to four, believe me:
- Cars with headlight eyelashes. Every time I see one I wonder what went through the owner’s head when they decided to add these demented accessories to their pride and joy. Were they trying to make the car more feminine? Or cute?? One word: FAIL.
- Bananas. The smell, the texture, the taste, just everything about this so-called fruit screams wrong to me.
- Ugg boots. I’m sure it’s no coincidence that my phone auto corrects these to ‘ugh boots’. I could rant for hours about these monstrosities but to keep it brief: a) they were originally meant to be worn INDOORS and b) ugg is short for ‘ugly’. Nuff said.
- Men in vests. Not. Attractive. Ever.